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This post is to see how much I can influence that little Google Advertisment at the top of my blog. Perhaps enough mentions of this will get some of my viewers more action than they've had since mom caught them with a stack of porn mags underneath their bed.
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There. That is 1111 mentions of "porn" in this post. (Oops, 1112) I wonder if that's a record.

"Well, I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly." - General Jack Ripper, Dr. Strangelove

So, we made Jo takes us to Costco the other day. It was fun and exciting. So many big packages of stuff that I didn't really need! But I did get a big bag of frozen buritoes, and that's what matters. Anyway, I bought one of those big six pound bags of gummi bears too. It's awkward though, too many gummis make me semi-nauseas. Well, in a fit of boredom, Lisa and I were inspired to letthe bears enjoy themselves. We now have a wonderful scene of about thirty bears in various sexual positions on top of an Easy Mac box in the kitchen. In one corner there are two bears standing by the head of one laying down, and another bear on top of that one. Lisa asked how this was possible, because the green ones were guys, and that he can't really sit on top of another one to have sex. Hence the origin of the universal answer, "there's probably a strap-on in there somewhere." We also have a mama and a papa bear onlooking in horror since they have just sent their child off to college. But, while mama bear is standing in shock, papa bear catches the eye of another, and the cheesy porn music starts playing.

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals." - Ol' Drippy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force