Tuesday, April 29, 2003
OFFICIAL RULES OF WTB (white trash ball):
Materials:
Ping Pong Ball
Plastic Cup
Empty table
Two Chairs
Impartial Magistrate
Case of Bud Light (or Jolt soda for those of us who are underage)
Pork Rinds
1. Sit each player in the chair facing each other across a table. Each player will hold a plastic cup.
2. Place a ping pong ball in the cup and use the cup to throw the ball across the table.
3. Take turns catching the ball in the plastic cups until someone drops the ball.
*Ball may bounce off of the wall, table or surrounding chairs, but only once. Ball must not touch players' hands or other body part, floor, etc.
*Judge will determine whether thrown ball was catchable.
*Player must not get out of their chair to catch the ball. If such movement is necessary to catch said ball, then judge will determine said ball to be uncatchable.
Points:
*1 point given to thrower of catchable ball that opposing player misses
*2 points given to a "spectacular" catch - as determined by judge
*When a "rally" occurs - 6 successful transfers in a row without drops on either side - the player who ruins the rally will have 10 points deducted from their score.
*2 points deducted from score if either player has to leave their chair to retrieve the ball. Points deducted from player who either missed catchable ball or threw uncatchable ball.
*5 points added per minute for player who plays game with blood alcohol level exceding legal limit
*Any player who chooses to play game in the buff is declared instant winner. In the instance where both players are nude, then stop playing freaking white trash ball and GET IT ONNNNN.... (unless both players are straight and of the same sex. In that case, both players are instantly disqualified).
Like God, the Magistrate of White Trash Ball is an sovereign and omnipotent ruler. Those players who choose to talk back to the Magistrate will be taken outside and flogged mercilessly.
- lisa, 8:58 PM
Materials:
Ping Pong Ball
Plastic Cup
Empty table
Two Chairs
Impartial Magistrate
Case of Bud Light (or Jolt soda for those of us who are underage)
Pork Rinds
1. Sit each player in the chair facing each other across a table. Each player will hold a plastic cup.
2. Place a ping pong ball in the cup and use the cup to throw the ball across the table.
3. Take turns catching the ball in the plastic cups until someone drops the ball.
*Ball may bounce off of the wall, table or surrounding chairs, but only once. Ball must not touch players' hands or other body part, floor, etc.
*Judge will determine whether thrown ball was catchable.
*Player must not get out of their chair to catch the ball. If such movement is necessary to catch said ball, then judge will determine said ball to be uncatchable.
Points:
*1 point given to thrower of catchable ball that opposing player misses
*2 points given to a "spectacular" catch - as determined by judge
*When a "rally" occurs - 6 successful transfers in a row without drops on either side - the player who ruins the rally will have 10 points deducted from their score.
*2 points deducted from score if either player has to leave their chair to retrieve the ball. Points deducted from player who either missed catchable ball or threw uncatchable ball.
*5 points added per minute for player who plays game with blood alcohol level exceding legal limit
*Any player who chooses to play game in the buff is declared instant winner. In the instance where both players are nude, then stop playing freaking white trash ball and GET IT ONNNNN.... (unless both players are straight and of the same sex. In that case, both players are instantly disqualified).
Like God, the Magistrate of White Trash Ball is an sovereign and omnipotent ruler. Those players who choose to talk back to the Magistrate will be taken outside and flogged mercilessly.
- lisa, 8:58 PM
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