I am (sometimes)

Went apartment shopping yesturday. The two places we had appointments for either didn't show up or were really bad. The "charming three bedroom" had one bedroom and two half-rooms that required putting a bed in lengthwise, it was quite disgusting.
Anyway, Trav said he was thinking about coming up here the second or third weekend in May. Take that Simi people! You should all rush to get up here and visit me before he does. That'll show you. As to you Seattlites, you will get to meet one my friends, no longer will only your friends will plague me! Ahahah! Seriously though, stay away people.