I am (sometimes)

Well, take that Jon - I didn't think you were worth mentioning. But I suppose I should mention it. It was good having some one from da hood coming to visit. What the hell is wrong with you bastards? It took you this long to send one person? You should have been competing for the honor of that two square foot bit of floor space in my closet. Really, it's a nice place - you even have enough room to stand up. Well, you can stand up if you move the skirts other women�s clothing out of the way. We saw S.W.A.T. and I finally got to continue the talking through a movie with continuous commentary. Really - what's the point of seeing a movie with someone if you wait until the you've forgotten all the little things at the end of the movie? How will I remember all the crappy little things if I don't bitch to someone about them? I think Mystery Science Theater has taken its toll... Besides, I'm right by the waterfront - what better way to dispose of your body than in little bits spread over Lake Washington? Besides - you don't really want to be in California with their idiotic recall election. I am holding each of you personally responsible for it.

In other news: some advertising genius thought that a new electric toothbrush and electric-floss-substitute should be endorsed by a member of that human strain which is best known for its oral hygiene. I am speaking of course, of the British.

And now, your new quote:
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals." - Ol' Drippy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (07, 1, 06) - Ol' Drippy